St. Lorelei, Patron Saint of High-End Haircare Products, 11×14
private collection

At a young age Lorelei was apprenticed to a hairdresser to learn her craft rather than marry. She became known for her prayer, charity and humility. Her documented miracles are many; she had once chased the devil out of a possessed salon, and created both anti-frizz creme and volumizing hair mousse after God had spoken to her. Since her mysterious death from a chipmunk bite in 1785, she has appeared in visions and given inspiration to many, including Vidal Sassoon, Paul Mitchell, and Frederic Fekkai. To keep a picture of St. Lorelei reminds one never to be tempted by evil, and purchase Suave or Herbal Essences products.